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You've got to love Wisconsin A Texan, a guy from Illinois, and a Wisconsinite are riding Horses out on the range. The Texan, just to show off, pulls an expensive bottle of whiskey out of his saddlebag, takes a couple drinks, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in mid-air. The guy from Illinois is shocked and asks, "What are you doing? That's a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Texan replies, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap!" A little while later, not wanting to be outdone, the guy from Illinois pulls
out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle into the air,
pulls out his gun and shoots it, just like the Texan. The guy from About 15 minutes later, the Wisconsinite pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens
it and takes a sip. Then another sip. Then he chugs the rest of the
bottle. He then places the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun The Wisconsinite replies, "Well, in Wisconsin, we have plenty of people from Illinois, and bottles are returnable." |
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