A guy and a girl met at a bar. They got along so well that they
decided to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy took off his
shirt and then washed his hands. He then took off his trousers, and
washed his hands again.
The girl had been watching him and said, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, said, "Yes, how did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another, and they made love. Afterward, the girl said,
"You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego, said, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did
you
figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
