Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to
someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated, he went up to her and
said, "I'll give you $100 if you have let me have sex with you."
The girl said "NO".
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she'd have to consult her boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend said,
"Ask him for $200, then bend down and pick it up very fast. He won't
even get his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to
call. Finally after 45 minutes, the boyfriend called and asked what
happened...
She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Moral: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing
to it and getting screwed!
