Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, " My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied economics and
business administration and soon began to climb the corporate and now he's
President of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a
top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.."
The second guy said "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to
become a pilot. Eventually, he became a partner in a company, where he is
the majority shareholder. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand
new jet for his birthday."
The third man said " Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multi-millionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive for his best friend for his birthday. A 30,000 square
foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth man
returned from the restroom and asked : "What are all the congratulations
for?"
One of the three said "We were talking about the pride we feel for the
successes of our sons...What about your son?
The fourth man replied "My son is gay and makes a living as a pole
dancing stripper in a sleazy nightclub".
The three friends said "What a shame.....What a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "Well, no, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I
love him. And, he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was
two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the range Mercedes from three of his boyfriends."
