Golf Wisdom
Golf can best be defined as an
endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by
a good bottle of beer.
Golf is harder than baseball. In
golf, you have to play your foul balls.
If you find you do not mind playing
golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip:
your life is in trouble.
Golfers who try to make everything
perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
The term "mulligan" is really a
contraction of the phrase "maul it again."
A "gimme" can best be defined as an
agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
Golf is a hard game to figure. One
day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss
every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really
stink.
Golf is like marriage: If you take
yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive.
To some golfers, the greatest
handicap is the ability to add correctly.
In golf, some people tend to get
confused with all the numbers...they yell fore, shoot a six, and write five.
The greatest sound in golf is the
Woosh, Woosh, Woosh of your opponent's club as it hurtles across the
fairway.
