Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, an Aussie engineer, and Osama bin Laden
are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says
the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada."
POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans
or Australians can come into our precious state."
POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Aussie Engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country.
Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Aussie engineer sits down, cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill it
with water".
