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Submitted by: Hector
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A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach
her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.
The doctor told him there is a simple informal test
the husband could
perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
"Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from
her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking
dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what
happens."
In a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about
30 feet from his
wife, and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about
20 feet from his
wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again, no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet
away. "Honey, what's
for dinner?" Again, there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for
dinner?"
"Earl, for the 5th time, CHICKEN!"***
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