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Submitted by:  Bob

George Bush and Vice President Cheney are enjoying lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant.  The waitress approaches their table to take their order.  She is young and very attractive.

She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."

"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what would you like, Mr. President?"

Bush smiles at the waitress and responds, "How about a quickie?"

Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you.  I thought you were bringing in a new administration that is committed to high principles and morality.  I'm sorry I voted for you."

With that, the waitress departs in a huff.

The President is shocked and sits in stunned silence.  Cheney leans across the table and in a quiet voice says to the stunned president, "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced quiche".

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