A mom and her new-born baby were riding the MRT in Taipei. Sitting next
to her was an older guy.
The baby starts crying and mom offers to breast-feed him but he rejects
it. Mom says: "If you don't want the breast, I'll give it to the guy next to
me."
The baby stopped crying. A few minutes later the baby starts crying
again and mom makes the same offer but the baby rejects again and mom
repeats: "If you don't want the breast, I'll give it to the guy next to me."
This happened a few more times and the old guy suddenly told mom: "I am
sorry ma'am, but could you ask the baby to make up his mind fast? I was
supposed to get off in Taipei Station and we're already in Tamshui!"
