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Submitted by: Harry
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State Trooper pulled a car over on I-79 about 2 miles south of the
West Virginia state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was
speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler, and he
was on his way to Wheeling to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and
didn't want to be late.
The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a
ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on
ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol
car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so
the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
patrol car. A drunk Mountaineer from Morgantown got out and watched
the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the
rear door and got in.
The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, 'cause there's no
way in hell I can pass that test."
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