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Submitted by: Harry
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff‘s deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New
York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
deputy‘s expense.
Deputy says,"License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, " You didn‘t come to a complete stop at
the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn‘t come to a complete
stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What‘s the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to
complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I‘ll give you my license and registration; and
you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don‘t give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick
and starts beating the ever- loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Now,
do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
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