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Four Catholic mothers are having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children are.

The first mother tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.  Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle "Well....?"

She replies, "My son is a handsome, 6 foot 4 inch, hard-bodied, Chippendale stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says, 'My  God'."

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