A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a
car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches
the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel,
reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the
rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to
the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window .. "Uh,
yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a
magazine, sir."
Pointing towards the young woman in the
back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe
she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young
couple. alone, i! n a car , at night in a Lover's lane....and nothing
obscene is happening!
"What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
"And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and
replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
