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Submitted by Alan Mansfield A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'. Roland the class swot gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our Next door neighbour is painting her house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says 'It will take the contagious'". |
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