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Submitted by Phillip

A girl says to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted!  Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

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