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Submitted by: Cokes

This big 30-ton warship was sailing on the ocean. It was night and they were approaching a light in the distance. The captain tried to contact the other ship on the radio, but it did not work. So he decided to communicate by using light signals. He said: "This is Captain Bush speaking.  Please move your ship 10 degrees north." 

The answer came back: "Fuck you"

As he was getting closer he said again: "This is Captain Bush again.  I warn you! Move your ship 10 degrees north immediately!"

The answer came back: "Fuck you"

Now he was really very close and he decided to try one more time, otherwise he would sail over that ship. He was very angry and said: "This is my FINAL WARNING! I am Captain Bush From the United States Navy! I am a 30-TON FLIGHT DECK SHIP.  Move your ship 10 degrees to the north! NOW!"

He waited and just as he was almost on the light the answer came: "My name is Corporal Koos Van Den Merwe.  I am a 500-ton lighthouse.  Fuck you!"

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