Submitted by: Clint
Tiger Woods is in Ireland for a golf tournament. One day,
he's driving along in his convertible BMW, and stops for some gas.
While the attendant is filling his car, he spots the golf bag lying on the
back seat of the car. He says, "Ah, you enjoy a spot o' golf, do
ye?"
Tiger realizes the guy doesn't recognize him, and simply replies,
"Yes, I play a little."
The attendant then spots two golf tees lying on the dash of the Beemer.
He asks, "What are those for, then?"
Tiger says, "Oh, those are for putting my balls on."
The attendant is quite shocked, and says, "Feck, those buggers at BMW
think o' everything!"
