In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was
waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it
was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make
the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed,
she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for
the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin,
she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again
reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went
ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you
touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.
