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Previous Jokes:
| A friend of mine worked as a State Highway patrolman in Wyoming for
several years. Whenever he pulled someone over for speeding, he would
always ask them why they were exceeding the speed limit. If the excuse was
original, he would usually let them off with a warning. He said the best
excuse he ever got was the following:
Him: "So, why is it that you were doing 70 mph in a 55 zone?" Driver: "Well, officer, my wife is going to get pregnant in 30 minutes and I want to be there when it happens." |
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