Moses and Jesus are part of a threesome playing golf one
day.
Moses tees up and drives a long one. The ball lands on the
fairway but rolls directly toward a water hazard. Quickly, Moses raises
his club, the water parts and the ball rolls through the hazard to the
other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one
directly toward the same water trap. It lands right in the center of the
pond and kind of hovers over the water. Jesus casually walks out on the
water and chips the ball right up onto the green.
Then the third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the
ball. It heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby
street. It bounces off a truck and then hits a nearby tree. From there it
bounces out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond.
On the way to the pond, the ball hits a little stone and bounces out over
the water and onto a lily pad, where it comes quietly to rest.
Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumps on the lily pad and snatches the
ball into his mouth. Just then an eagle swoops down and grabs the frog and
flies away. As they pass over the green, the frog squeals with fright and
drops the ball, which bounces right into the hole for a beautiful hole in
one!
Moses leans over toward Jesus and whispers, "I hate
playing with your dad."
