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A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet Dachshund along for company. One day while chasing butterflies, the dachshund discovered that he was lost. So, wandering about, he suddenly notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The Dachshund panics and moans: "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! What the hell can I do?" Then he notices some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the Dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That Dachshund nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. The monkey catches up with the leopard and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the Dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet. Just when they get close enough to hear, the Dachshund exclaims loudly, "Where's that f**king monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard! |
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