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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants only.

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

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HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

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TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

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DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHERS BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

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LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

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LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

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EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role-play

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HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

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REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

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IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

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LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role-playing

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HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

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REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

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GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counselors available

Rules:

bulletIf you submit a joke that is accepted you will get a coupon for a free beer.
bulletIf your joke is offensive it won't be chosen unless it is really really funny.
bulletNo "knock-knock" jokes will be accepted under any circumstances.
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