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Submitted by: Harry
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced six
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if
you've been married six times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept
telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it
and get back to me.
Husband #3 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #4 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was
talk about it.
Husband #5 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at
it.
Husband #6 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was........ God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna
get screwed!"
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