Submitted by: Vanessa
Recently a
"Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with
the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only
rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man
from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except
to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends
went to the shopping centre to find some husbands.
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not
having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further
up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies,
"But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow" said the women, "Very tempting." But there was
another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried,
"Just think what must be awaiting us further on!" So up to
the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left,
you may leave now and don't come back."
