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Submitted by: PhilipA woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh My God Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover, "and jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled
reply from beneath the sheets, "It's raining "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps
out the window! As he begins running down the street in the pouring rain, he
quickly discovers he has run right into the middle of the town's annual
marathon. So he starts running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being
naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tries to "blend in" "Do you always run in the nude?" One asked. "Oh, yes," he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running." Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?" "Oh, yes," our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" "Only if it's raining." |
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