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One day a little lizard was walking past a tree and there was baboon sitting in the branch smoking pot.

Baboon: "Hey lizard come and join me up here in the tree!"

So lizard climbs up the tree and joins the baboon.  After a while both of them were seeing fairies and things started to move slowly and lizard says: "Damn I am thirsty! Gonna go for a drink!"

And lizard went to the river for a drink. As he drinks a crocodile pops up and sees lizard is stoned. And crocodile asks : "Lizard, What ya up to?"

Lizard: "Yo croc! I been smoking pot with baboon in that tree."

Crocodile: "This I got to see!"

So crocodile comes out of the river and stands under the tree where baboon was still smoking pot.

Crocodile "Yo baboon!!!"

Baboon turns, looks down, and nearly falls out of the tree in astonishment.  Then he says "LIZARD! HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK???!!!!"

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