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A traveling salesman comes to a farm house and sees a pig with a wooden leg roaming in the yard.    He askes the farmer, "What's the story with that pig?"

The farmer says, "That pig?! Let me tell you about that pig.    Around midnight last Tuesday we had a fire start in the barn, and that pig pulled a board loose with his teeth and got out of his pen.   Then he managed to open the door and save all the animals in the barn.  By this time the fire had spread to the house, so he jumped through a glass window to get in, woke us up and led my whole family through the smoke and flames to safety.   That pig saved our lives!"

The salesman replied, "Wow, that's incredible!  And how did he lose his leg?"

Farmer says, "Well, a pig like that you don't eat all at once!"

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