Submitted By: Justin
Two alligators catch up at the swamp-edge.
Jake looks at Steve and says, "Man, we hatched at the same time, and
you're twice my size - what have you been eating?"
Steve replies, "Lawyers."
Jake is not impressed: " I've been eating lawyers, too - a couple a
day."
Steve: " Same - two a day. Where do you get yours?"
Jake: "Over at that carpark behind the legal office that backs onto
the river."
Steve: "Same. How do you eat yours?"
Jake: "Well, I sneak up behind them as they're getting into their
cars, beat the living shit out of them, then swallow them whole..."
Steve: "That's where you're going wrong. Once you've beaten the shit
out of them, all that's left is the briefcase..."
