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A bunch of turtles and rabbits got together and went on a picnic. They were about to start eating when they noticed that one of the turtles forgot to bring the potato salad. So they asked him to go home and get it.

But the turtle was reluctant to go.  He said, "I'm not leaving because if I do you'll eat the sandwiches without me".

"No we won't", said the others.

"I don't believe you" said the turtle.

So the others persuaded the turtle until he finally left to get the potato salad. The others waited and waited for the turtle to return. Days went by until finally one of the rabbits became so hungry that he reached into the picnic basket and took a bite out of a sandwich. At this point the turtle stuck his head out from behind a rock and said, "SEE!"

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