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　Submitted by Bob

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds > his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very > deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

 "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair -given that you are blind - that you know five things:

#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

#2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

#3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

#4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

#5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." !!!

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