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Submitted by: RobertRodney Dangerfield may not have gotten respect but he sure got a lot of laughs. Here are some of the all-time favorites. --If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. --And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with. --Its been a rough day. I got up this morning put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. --I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. --Once when I was lost. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He said 'I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide.' --My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. --I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get. --I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. --My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. --When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. --I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. --My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who Mary was. --My sex life? Are you kiddin'? My sex life is like tryin' to shoot pool with a rope. --I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. |
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