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Submitted by: Kerry
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Baby balloon liked to sleep with mama and papa balloon, but as he got
older he also got bigger.
To papa balloon it became obvious that he was too big. "Son you are
to big to sleep with your mama and papa, so you will have to sleep on your
own from now on, ok?"
"Ok papa I will" said baby balloon.
The next night baby balloon is feeling lonely and decides to jump back
into bed with mama and papa. He tried to squeeze in between them but
there was just not enough room, so he leaned over and let some air out of
papa balloon. That was better he thought, but he still needed more
room, so he leaned over and let some air out of mama balloon. Ahh,
that's much better, he thought, but just to make things a little more
comfortable he let a little air out of himself. Perfect, he thought.
The next morning when he woke up he could see that papa balloon was
furious. "Son you agreed to sleep on your own, and last night you
were in our bed! You have let me down, you have let your mother down
and more importantly you have let yourself down!"
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