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Submitted by: Phillip
The Good, The Bad and
The Ugly
- Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
- Good: Your wife's not talking
to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
- Good: Your son is finally
maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
- Good: Your son studies a lot
in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
- Good: Your hubby and you
agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
- Good: Your husband understands
fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
- Good: You give the "birds
and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
- Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
- Good: Your son is dating
someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
- Good: Your daughter got a new
job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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