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Submitted by: RobertThose Pilots:Conducting a study of sexual behavior, a researcher poses a question to an older Air Force pilot: "When did you make love last?" "1959", the pilot answered. "That's a long time", the researcher said. "I suppose," said the pilot glancing at his watch, "but it's only 2115 now."
Friends:A guy walks into a bar and orders three shots and downs them all. He says to the bartender, "My two closest buddies and I have gone our separate ways and I miss them terribly". So every day the guy comes in and and drinks three shots until one day he comes in and asks for only two shots. "Did something happen to one of your friends?", asks the bartender. "Nah, they're OK", says the guy, "I decided to quit drinking."
Hunters:Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave suddenly keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and says, "My friend just dropped dead. What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence the operator hears a shot ring out. Then Joe comes back to the phone: "OK," he says to the operator, "what do I do next?' |
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