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Submitted by: Michael P.

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents.

When the judge suggested that he live with his aunt, the boy countered that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there.

When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

The judge dramatically allowed the boy to chose who should have custody of him.

Custody was yesterday granted to Leeds United Football Club as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

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